Pat Robertson is warning that Christmas is in danger of being stolen by atheists, whom he says are “miserable” and “unhappy” and want Christians to be miserable and unhappy too.
“The Grinch is trying to steal our holiday,” Robertson laments, claiming that “atheists don’t like our happiness, they don’t want you to be happy, they want you to be miserable, they’re miserable, so they want you to be miserable, so they want to steal your holiday away from you.”
Robertson neglected to mention how atheists are planning to “steal Christmas.” Perhaps they’ll dress up as Santa then slide down everyone’s chimneys and put everyone’s Christmas presents and the tree into a great big knapsack and slip away into the darkness.
As long as Cindy Loo isn’t around…
Hat tip: Right Wing Watch
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