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William Lucas Walker

Parenting

Spilled Milk: I’m A Terrible, Awful Parent

by William Lucas Walker ● 12:07 PM May 11, 2013
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Serendipity is defined as the unexpected phenomenon of finding something delightful or valuable when you least expect it. Like fried chicken or “The Velveteen Rabbit.”

Parenting

Spilled Milk: 5 Ways Gay Marriage Is Wrecking America (And Causing Global Warming)

by William Lucas Walker ● 4:30 PM March 30, 2013
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After this week’s Supreme Court hearings on same-sex marriage, and to illustrate what it means to be in a skim milk marriage, let’s examine a real-life hypothetical.

Parenting

Spilled Milk: What Would Dr. King Do?

by William Lucas Walker ● 6:49 PM March 2, 2013
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Here’s what one elementary school can accomplish when 399 students come together, each contributing a unique, tiny slice of imagination to create a startling, moving mosaic.

News

Spilled Milk: Name Calling Is For Morons… You Giant Loser Dork

by William Lucas Walker ● 12:29 PM February 23, 2013
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Take this tip from my vault of tragic personal experience: If you’re a boy who’s just been surrounded by other boys on the playground and asked to name your favorite superhero, never say it’s a toss-up between Batgirl and Doris Day.

Parenting

Spilled Milk: Brokeback Bethlehem

by William Lucas Walker ● 2:36 PM February 9, 2013
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How, at the 2005 Christmas pageant of All Saints Episcopal Church in Pasadena, for what I’m guessing was the first time in recorded history, Jesus had two daddies.

Parenting

Spilled Milk: The Komeuppance Of Karma Karl

by William Lucas Walker ● 5:58 PM November 24, 2012
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For decades Karl Rove has made a career of winning elections by employing a rulebook devoid of rules. Or petty distractions like scruples or truth. It’s stunning how low a man can sink without a moral compass.

Parenting

Spilled Milk: Strangers On A Train

by William Lucas Walker ● 4:05 PM November 3, 2012
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Did you know September was Grandparents Month? Neither did I. God will smite you, as he does nonobservant Jews and sex fetish bloggers. Unless you do something about it, pronto.

Parenting

Spilled Milk: If It Ever Came To That

by William Lucas Walker ● 5:00 PM October 27, 2012
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A question for today’s modern parent: What would it take, how desperate would you have to be, to consider prostituting yourself for the sake of your family?

Parenting

Spilled Milk: Evolving Door

by William Lucas Walker ● 7:52 PM October 20, 2012
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This post is the eighth in a series of Spilled Milk columns by Emmy Award-winning writer William Lucas Walker that chronicle his journey through parenthood.

Parenting

Spilled Milk: Tea and Coco

by William Lucas Walker ● 7:33 PM October 13, 2012
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This post is the seventh in a series of Spilled Milk columns by Emmy Award-winning writer William Lucas Walker that chronicle his journey through parenthood.

Parenting

Spilled Milk: In My Room

by William Lucas Walker ● 7:47 PM October 6, 2012
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This post is the sixth in a series of Spilled Milk columns by Emmy Award-winning writer William Lucas Walker that chronicle his journey through parenthood.

Parenting

Spilled Milk: Treehouse Envy

by William Lucas Walker ● 7:26 PM September 29, 2012
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This post is the fifth in a series of Spilled Milk columns by Emmy Award-winning writer William Lucas Walker that chronicle his journey through parenthood.

Parenting

Spilled Milk: Homo’s Odyssey

by William Lucas Walker ● 2:35 PM September 22, 2012
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This post is the fourth in a series of Spilled Milk columns by Emmy Award-winning writer William Lucas Walker that chronicle his journey through parenthood.

Parenting

Spilled Milk: Photoshopping My Neck

by William Lucas Walker ● 3:45 PM September 15, 2012
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This post is the third in a series of Spilled Milk columns by Emmy Award-winning writer William Lucas Walker that chronicle his journey through parenthood.

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