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‘Canada Will Never Be A Safe Haven For Zombies’ Vows Foreign Minister To Parliament

by David Badash on February 15, 2013

in News,Politics

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Zombie Apocalypse fighters take heart. “Canada will never be a safe haven for zombies,” Canada’s Foreign Minister, John Baird, vowed yesterday in Canada’s House of Commons.

“In a bizarre exchange in a place known for bizarre exchanges, Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird told the House of Commons Wednesday that ‘Canada will never be a safe haven for zombies,’” The National Post reports:

“I want to assure this member and all Canadians that I am dead-icated to ensuring that this never happens,” Baird said.

Baird was responding to a question from NDP MP Pat Martin (who else, really?) who asked if Canada is working with the U.S. to ensure that its citizens don’t suffer from a case of the zombie apocalypse.

“I don’t need to tell you, Mr. Speaker, that zombies don’t don’t recognize borders and that a zombie invasion in the United States can easily turn into a continent-wide pandemic if it is not contained,” Martin said to chuckles and eventually cheers.

“So on behalf of concerned Canadians everywhere, I want to ask the Minister for Foreign Affairs, is he working with his American counterparts to develop an international zombie strategy so that a zombie invasion does not turn into a zombie apocalypse?”

Hat tip: Crooks and Liars

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