Rush Limbaugh today blamed feminists — “feminazis” as he calls them — for news that a study shows men’s penises have shrunk 10% over the past 50 years.
“I think it’s feminism,” Limbaugh said. “If it’s tied to the last 50 years, the average size of a member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years, it has to be the feminazis, that would, the chickification and everything else.”
Limbaugh apparently is pointing to a study reported by the website ChaCha:
A new Italian study of male sexuality has discovered that the average size of male genetalia has been steadily shrinking over the past several years.
- Male genitalia are roughly 10 percent smaller today than they were 50 years ago.
- Excess weight gain, particularly around the waist, is a contributing factor.
- Environmental pollutants in the air have been shown to negatively impact penis size.
- Stress, smoking, and alcohol intake also play a factor.
Hat-tip: The Raw Story
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Anyone else find it odd that he denies the causes, and yet he displays just about every single one of them? Sounds like someone has a guilty conscience… and a small penis
"Excess weight gain, particularly around the waist, is a contributing factor."
There's your problem, Rush. That, and deregulation…
Yeah, Rush, your penis is tiny because your stomach ate most of it.
I wonder if rBGH in dairy and meat and growth-modified organisms might be contributing to this, too? It certainly isn't the chickification of everything.
Rush is probably straddling that fine line between having a small penis or having a large clitoris.
Chickification? People are turning into chickens? This is terrible! Is it permanent, or like a full moon thing?
The main reason he is complaining is that his was so small he had to use a magnifying glass to find it in the first place. Now, it is non-existent. Why do you think he's been married so many times. He can't get it up on oxycontin.
Rush has yet to learn the difference between HAVING a dick and BEING a dick.
Even if he didn't cite that site (yay! a rhyme!), how would HE know? Is he going by his overgrown clitoris shrinking as his waistline expands or is he doing something in bathrooms that NO ONE wants to know about?
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