Did gay Barack Obama marry his teleporting roommate Andrew when they visited Mars together in a secret CIA program code-named Project Pegasus?

You may have thought you have heard all the rumors about President Obama the human mind could possibly conjure, but The Colbert Report took investigative journalism to a whole new dimension last night – space.

Stephen Colbert tracks down the details of President Obama’s gay marriage on Mars as only he can, with technical explanation by none other than Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the Final Frontier.

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